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About mnsportsgal

I am a self declared, crazy MN sports fan and was not even born and raised in this state. I CHOSE to come here 14 years ago and have been an insane, out of control MN sports fan since the day I stepped on the University of MN campus in September of 1996. I have attended 325 MN Gopher sporting events in the last 13 years, including 18 road trips that have ranged from Denver to El Paso to LA. I am on the waiting list for Gopher hockey season tickets (hint, hint to anyone of any influence that may end up reading this…I think I am #1345 on the list), so sadly, my Gopher sporting event total is not as high as I would ideally like it to be. As if being a MN Gopher fan was not enough, I have attended a much less impressive 61 MN Twins, Vikings, and Wild Games over the last 10 years (after college when I had an actual salary to blow on this type of stuff). I know crazy sports fan has taken on a whole new level of madness when I have planned vacations around seeing a sporting event of a team that I am not even a fan of. I have made 7 roadtrips that include 3 trips to Lincoln NE, a trip to the 2003 Final Four in New Orleans, a trip to the 2003 Orange Bowl (Iowa vs USC), a trip to Stockholm to see their local hockey team (why not-I will be in Stockholm…what sporting event can I see??), and a trip to Denver to see the Rockies. I have attended close to 400 MN sporting events in my short 13 year fan history and this may not compare to many other crazy Gopher fans, but my craziness is confirmed in the fact that I have decided to document it. I am not alone in this madness. I have a support system of equally fanatic friends and family who antagonize this craziness and I have posted some of my favorite all time quotes and ask for additional contributions on those that may have slipped my mind. I am a Marketing person, so an expert at all things Power Point and Excel. Proper grammar and not using run on sentences or fragments is not something they teach us in business school, so do not judge the technical aspects of my blog writing please. I apologize ahead of time to my English major friends.

The Finest of Housewares

“2000 Gopher Football Season Tickets, $36 = my complete collection of 4 dozen Metrodome plastic glasses and a free t-shirt.”

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Nothing like a triple header weekend.

“You should come visit us the first weekend in November…there is a football, basketball, and hockey game we can go see.” -I will not post this multiple times, even though my friends have said this to me (or a double … Continue reading

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Big Ten Football Coach Hotness Ratings

“Glen Mason-hottest coach in the Big Ten” -At least we had that going for us….which was nice.

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Running Back Baby Mama

“I will be naming my first born son Marion Maroney” -Unfortunately, no sons would be born to this individual, so we will never know if she was serious.

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Sunday Football Programming Crisis…Mama needs her football!!

“I got to go-your dad needs to call the cable company. For some reason, NFL RedZone is not working. I will call you later.”

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Crazy Swedes…How do you survive??

“I would like to watch the Nebraska/Oklahoma Big 12 Championship game-what is the channel for ABC in Stockholm? What do you mean you don’t have ABC? How do you watch college football?”

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Bad Baby Planning

“I am SO pi**ed that my baby is due 2 weeks before the Badger/Gopher football game and that I can’t go to Madison. We will be there for sure in 2 years.”

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Separate Sports TVs??? Duh.

“Your dad watches his sports downstairs and I watch mine upstairs. He does too much channel surfing” -That is right, my mom has her own TV for watching sports that my dad does not get to control.

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Happy Holidays-MN Gopher Style

This was a long, MN sports program free weekend with the Gophers on break for finals and the Vikings playing MNF. This does not mean that I did not find a way to incorporate my MN sports craziness into my … Continue reading

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New Year’s Nuptials?

“If the Gophers make it to the Rose Bowl, we will postpone our New Year’s Eve wedding”  

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