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The Perfect Bedtime Story…MN Gopher ticket stubs??

“What would you like to read for your bedtime story? You can pick 3 stories. Answer: Go Pack Go (we forgive him for that-he knows no better), my Minnesota Gophers basketball ticket stub, and my Minnesota Gophers hockey ticket stub.” … Continue reading

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Happy Wedding Present….a MN Gopher Football Coach Firing!!

“Dear Future Hubby (to be married on 12/31/2006)….for your wedding present, I got you something very special. I got Glen Mason fired as head coach of the Gophers. Hopefully we will be celebrating our anniversary somewhere warm (like Pasadena) very … Continue reading

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2000 Gopher Football Season…The year we became famous

“Look-it’s the jumbo tron girls!” -Shouted at us at Sally’s upon entering post game by boys we did not know. Yes-that is right. We had graduated from college, but had front row seats in the student section endzone. Damn right … Continue reading

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Fall marriages will never last

“True Nebraska Husker fans do NOT get married in the fall. Some people MIGHT show up if you get married in Lincoln on Friday night in the fall so they can go to the game on Saturday.”

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I demand a refund

“I am writing a letter to the Athletic Director asking for a refund of $10,452.50. Why? That is how much money I have spent on horrible, f***in Gopher sporting events in the last 7 years” -Following the history making October … Continue reading

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Even if I am 50….

“I can’t wait to win a Big Ten football title so that I can straddle the goalposts and light stuff on fire.”

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Goldies Oldies….Why not??

“We need to have personalized jackets made. The ten other Gopher hoodies/jackets/vests that I have are not Madtown appropriate.” So, Goldies Oldies was born and made official with personalized jackets for T. McGee, T. Licious, C. Hink, J. Uggs, and … Continue reading

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Being a MN Sports Fan=Bad for my Health???

“Being a Minnesota sports fan has to have taken years off of my life”

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Reason #1 We Hate Ohio State

“Your Minnesota M flag was lit on fire while still attached to your house? They must have thought it was a Michigan flag.” -A Columbus, Ohio police officer justifying arson

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The Finest of Housewares

“2000 Gopher Football Season Tickets, $36 = my complete collection of 4 dozen Metrodome plastic glasses and a free t-shirt.”

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