Happy Wedding Present….a MN Gopher Football Coach Firing!!

“Dear Future Hubby (to be married on 12/31/2006)….for your wedding present, I got you something very special. I got Glen Mason fired as head coach of the Gophers. Hopefully we will be celebrating our anniversary somewhere warm (like Pasadena) very soon. xoxo, always-Your Future Wife”

-Pre rehearsal dinner festivities included watching the infamous Insight Bowl against Texas Tech where the Red Raiders staged the biggest 4th quarter comeback in college bowl game history (31 unanswered points in the last 1.5 quarters). Little did we know that there would be 4 seasons after that we would be wishing that present was never given.

Posted in Favorite Quotes: Friends, Family, Me | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ending the MN Gophers bowl drought and ringing in Y2K in El Paso, TX

11 years ago, on this date, 6 of us gals, made the 24 hour trek from Sioux Falls, SD to El Paso, TX for the MN Gophers first bowl appearance in 13 years in the Sun Bowl versus the Oregon Ducks. Keep in mind that 4 of my friends traveled TO Sioux Falls from Madison, WI and Fargo, ND making their total trip time closer to 30 hours. Is that loyalty or what???? This road trip would be the ONE that started my craziness, prompting the next 16 road trips to see my favorite teams in action. Whatever-we were totally justified in making this trip to see our #12 ranked Gopher squad…we were celebrating a year where we knocked off #2 Penn State on the ROAD and our 3 OTHER losses were by a total of 11 points.

The road trip itself was fairly uneventful despite short stops at Kansas, Kansas State, and University of Texas-Fort Worth. We may have stopped a few more times had it not been for the incessant phone calls from every Gopher fan friend that we had (we proudly claim the title of “Most Popular Girls of Sun Bowl 1999″…our phones were ringing off the hook) that had discovered Juarez and maroon and gold sombreros for 7 pesos (sad that this can not be a part of any Sun Bowl fan’s experience any longer).

Highlights of the trip include:
*A grand total of $150 spent on the ENTIRE trip (this includes $40 spent on gas, $30 spent on a ticket, $25 spent on a hotel room that was comped due to a non functioning bathroom (awesome), and $55 spent on liquor. I don’t think we ate the entire weekend)
*Ringing in the millennium with the Gopher football team at a club serving $2 drinks all night (what what?? We might have been in Mexico).
*Getting on CBS a total of 5 times after we made some little Texan children squish together so we could be in the front row. Whatever-they made it on TV too.
*Puffy painting our jeans. Taking sorority girl to the next level-seriously.
*Bonding w/ fellow beer drinking Gopher fans at the game while we had to drink the 4 oz of beer from the 24 oz can (they only had 20 oz glasses and would not let you take the can. You had to finish the 4 oz on the spot. Silly Texans.)

LOWlights of the game include:
*The trickery of Oregon’s fake punt in the 3rd quarter that resulted in pass interference on the Gophers, a first down, and the go ahead field goal: 14-13 (only because the Gophers had missed an extra point earlier in the quarter-seriously??).
*The 12 play (including a 4th and 11 conversion), 87 yard, time clock sucking winning drive by Oregon to take the lead.
*Cockerham’s fumble with 43 seconds left in the football game, sealing the Gopher’s fate.
*The stadium running out of beer…seriously? Did no one share with you what Gopher fans do when their team’s performance is just too good to be true and they are preparing for the inevitable letdown??

The BIGGEST lowlight of that game is the fact that 11 years later, the Oregon Ducks are playing in the National Championship game and the Gophers are welcoming yet another football coach and spending New Year’s in the tundra of Minnesota.

Posted in The Diary of MN Sports Crazy: Past, Present, & Future | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

2000 Gopher Football Season…The year we became famous

“Look-it’s the jumbo tron girls!”

-Shouted at us at Sally’s upon entering post game by boys we did not know. Yes-that is right. We had graduated from college, but had front row seats in the student section endzone. Damn right we were on the jumbo tron enough times to get noticed. A time when it was NOT good to be famous…my co-worker at my corporate America cubicle job on Monday morning….”I saw you on the jumbo tron at the game on Saturday”. Yikes.

Posted in Favorite Quotes: Friends, Family, Me | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Just trying to do my part to influence future hard core Gopher fans…

I often find that I am trying to bring innocent people into my world of MN sports craziness. I took my 11 and 8 year old cousins to the Gopher Basketball game vs SDSU last Thursday night (keeping in mind that I needed to get to South Dakota for Christmas….would have been smart to skip the game and travel non-snow packed roads in the afternoon). I made sure we got there plenty early so they could take in all the pregame activities for their very first Gopher basketball game, that I could fully quiz them on which numbers were which players (they got an A+ by the way), and influence who their favorite player should be (they settled for Al Nolen…easy to remember and the player that was on their ticket. Good choice by the way!).

The evening ended with my 2 little cousins declaring to me that the evening was:
1. The MOST fun that they had ever had (I made sure to NOT share w/ them the terrible Gopher statistics throughout the game…around 50% from the free throw line, getting outrebounded by SDSU, and trailing for a majority of the first half). Details, Details.
2. They also wanted to go to a football game too (What??? As long as I can keep them distracted from THOSE statistics, we should be good).
3. They wanted to go to the University of Minnesota (YES!!! Mission accomplished!!) and be a Gopher.

All in all, the evening was SO much fun and a HUGE success:) You are welcome University of Minnesota…2 new Gopher fans were born last week!!

Posted in The Diary of MN Sports Crazy: Past, Present, & Future | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Fall marriages will never last

“True Nebraska Husker fans do NOT get married in the fall. Some people MIGHT show up if you get married in Lincoln on Friday night in the fall so they can go to the game on Saturday.”

Posted in Favorite Quotes: Friends, Family, Me | Tagged | Leave a comment

I demand a refund

“I am writing a letter to the Athletic Director asking for a refund of $10,452.50. Why? That is how much money I have spent on horrible, f***in Gopher sporting events in the last 7 years”

-Following the history making October 10, 2003 4th quarter Minnesota Gopher loss to Michigan where we also purchased tickets at halftime to travel to Iowa sure we would be witnessing the Gophers clinching the Big Ten, a visit from ESPN gameday, and a trip to the Rose Bowl. I did not get my money back, including the $200 I spent on tickets to the Final Four that “never happened”.

Posted in Favorite Quotes: Friends, Family, Me | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Even if I am 50….

“I can’t wait to win a Big Ten football title so that I can straddle the goalposts and light stuff on fire.”

Posted in Favorite Quotes: Friends, Family, Me | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Goldies Oldies….Why not??

“We need to have personalized jackets made. The ten other Gopher hoodies/jackets/vests that I have are not Madtown appropriate.”

So, Goldies Oldies was born and made official with personalized jackets for T. McGee, T. Licious, C. Hink, J. Uggs, and B. Donkadonk. Guaranteed at least 5 inappropriate comments every time we are in Madison, Wisconsin.

Posted in Favorite Quotes: Friends, Family, Me | Tagged , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Being a MN Sports Fan=Bad for my Health???

“Being a Minnesota sports fan has to have taken years off of my life”

Posted in Favorite Quotes: Friends, Family, Me | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Reason #1 We Hate Ohio State

“Your Minnesota M flag was lit on fire while still attached to your house? They must have thought it was a Michigan flag.”
-A Columbus, Ohio police officer justifying arson

Posted in Favorite Quotes: Friends, Family, Me | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment