Tag Archives: Minnesota Golden Gophers

I demand a refund

“I am writing a letter to the Athletic Director asking for a refund of $10,452.50. Why? That is how much money I have spent on horrible, f***in Gopher sporting events in the last 7 years” -Following the history making October … Continue reading

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Even if I am 50….

“I can’t wait to win a Big Ten football title so that I can straddle the goalposts and light stuff on fire.”

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Goldies Oldies….Why not??

“We need to have personalized jackets made. The ten other Gopher hoodies/jackets/vests that I have are not Madtown appropriate.” So, Goldies Oldies was born and made official with personalized jackets for T. McGee, T. Licious, C. Hink, J. Uggs, and … Continue reading

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Being a MN Sports Fan=Bad for my Health???

“Being a Minnesota sports fan has to have taken years off of my life”

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Reason #1 We Hate Ohio State

“Your Minnesota M flag was lit on fire while still attached to your house? They must have thought it was a Michigan flag.” -A Columbus, Ohio police officer justifying arson

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The Finest of Housewares

“2000 Gopher Football Season Tickets, $36 = my complete collection of 4 dozen Metrodome plastic glasses and a free t-shirt.”

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Nothing like a triple header weekend.

“You should come visit us the first weekend in November…there is a football, basketball, and hockey game we can go see.” -I will not post this multiple times, even though my friends have said this to me (or a double … Continue reading

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Big Ten Football Coach Hotness Ratings

“Glen Mason-hottest coach in the Big Ten” -At least we had that going for us….which was nice.

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Running Back Baby Mama

“I will be naming my first born son Marion Maroney” -Unfortunately, no sons would be born to this individual, so we will never know if she was serious.

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Crazy Swedes…How do you survive??

“I would like to watch the Nebraska/Oklahoma Big 12 Championship game-what is the channel for ABC in Stockholm? What do you mean you don’t have ABC? How do you watch college football?”

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