Tag Archives: Minnesota Sports

2000 Gopher Football Season…The year we became famous

“Look-it’s the jumbo tron girls!” -Shouted at us at Sally’s upon entering post game by boys we did not know. Yes-that is right. We had graduated from college, but had front row seats in the student section endzone. Damn right … Continue reading

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Just trying to do my part to influence future hard core Gopher fans…

I often find that I am trying to bring innocent people into my world of MN sports craziness. I took my 11 and 8 year old cousins to the Gopher Basketball game vs SDSU last Thursday night (keeping in mind … Continue reading

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I demand a refund

“I am writing a letter to the Athletic Director asking for a refund of $10,452.50. Why? That is how much money I have spent on horrible, f***in Gopher sporting events in the last 7 years” -Following the history making October … Continue reading

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Even if I am 50….

“I can’t wait to win a Big Ten football title so that I can straddle the goalposts and light stuff on fire.”

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Reason #1 We Hate Ohio State

“Your Minnesota M flag was lit on fire while still attached to your house? They must have thought it was a Michigan flag.” -A Columbus, Ohio police officer justifying arson

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The Finest of Housewares

“2000 Gopher Football Season Tickets, $36 = my complete collection of 4 dozen Metrodome plastic glasses and a free t-shirt.”

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Big Ten Football Coach Hotness Ratings

“Glen Mason-hottest coach in the Big Ten” -At least we had that going for us….which was nice.

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Running Back Baby Mama

“I will be naming my first born son Marion Maroney” -Unfortunately, no sons would be born to this individual, so we will never know if she was serious.

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Sunday Football Programming Crisis…Mama needs her football!!

“I got to go-your dad needs to call the cable company. For some reason, NFL RedZone is not working. I will call you later.”

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Crazy Swedes…How do you survive??

“I would like to watch the Nebraska/Oklahoma Big 12 Championship game-what is the channel for ABC in Stockholm? What do you mean you don’t have ABC? How do you watch college football?”

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